~takemeaway

My name is Sarah and I'm just your awkward, semi-average 16 year old who's addicted to this terribly wonderful website, enjoy.

September 2, 2014 at 9:51pm
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9:50pm
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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

image

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9:48pm
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motivate-me-to-123:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

He’s like “Oh my god I can’t do this”

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9:47pm
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communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

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9:45pm
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ayy-hemmo:

I like books that ruin me.
I don’t want some feel good shit.
I want it to haunt me for the rest of my life, I want to think of a line randomly and just feel my insides churn because of the emotions it made me feel.
That should be any authors goal.
To inflict such intense emotions that the reader has no other choice but hear the echos of their own voice reading the words you wrote on the page.

That is why I love reading.

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9:45pm
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beeftony:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

One time the theatre I used to work at was showing sex and the city 2 and this elderly couple walked up and said “two seniors for sex ” and I had to take a moment

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renvoyer:

following back everyone! message me if i missed you!

renvoyer:

following back everyone! message me if i missed you!

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9:43pm
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baphometthebitch:

And all LGBTQIA+ (as well as non binary, ect!)

baphometthebitch:

And all LGBTQIA+ (as well as non binary, ect!)

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9:43pm
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Reblogged from major-leaque

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

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9:42pm
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Reblogged from dan-and-his-hormones

coyotelips:

badbilliejean:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it to

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