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My name is Sarah and I'm just your awkward, semi-average 16 year old who's addicted to this terribly wonderful website, enjoy.

September 19, 2014 at 10:54pm
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Reblogged from camo--zamboni

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via bennymoonbase)

September 18, 2014 at 10:25pm
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Reblogged from holy-moly
holy-moly:

why yes, that is a Raccoon carrying a kitten.

holy-moly:

why yes, that is a Raccoon carrying a kitten.

(via giantshawk)

10:24pm
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Reblogged from needsmoarcat
oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

oldgray:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

this is pretty remarkable 

(Source: needsmoarcat, via giantshawk)

10:22pm
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Reblogged from bewbin

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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10:22pm
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Reblogged from catsbeaversandducks

consultingmoosecaptain:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Bartok and he’s the cutest baby you’ll ever see.

Photos by ©Brain Gremlin

IKM MAKING SOME REALLY AWAFUL NOISES

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10:22pm
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Reblogged from prettylittlekeegan

forreal-tho:

jionttt:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

dying

more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

No chill

(Source: prettylittlekeegan, via guy)

10:21pm
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Reblogged from ancestor
ancestor:

Do not ever forget

ancestor:

Do not ever forget

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10:21pm
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Reblogged from meme-face1
swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

(Source: meme-face1, via gnarly)

10:20pm
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Reblogged from hbunot

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot, via serration)

10:17pm
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Reblogged from humorful

humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

image

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